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megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake”

pr1ncessprivilege:

Wonder Woman casually hands Mjolnir to Thor

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neuviemeart:

Harley Quinn #13

Supergirl #37

Teen Titans #5

Wonder Woman #37

Superman/Wonder Woman #14

Aquaman #37

Variant covers by Darwyn Cooke

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knitmeapony:

I love my skin!

Oh my god SO IMPORTANT SO SO SO IMPORTANT

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snurri:

kylecassidy:

Even if you’ve swum the Helspont & climbed K2, Oliver Reed has shaved off a thousand mustaches more manly than you.

Oliver Reed by a light year

snurri:

kylecassidy:

Even if you’ve swum the Helspont & climbed K2, Oliver Reed has shaved off a thousand mustaches more manly than you.

Oliver Reed by a light year

Spidergwen, Spidergwen
Does whatever a spider can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spidergwen.

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